Holiday Self-Care 101

Ah, the holidays! A time of Simbang Gabi, lechon, karaoke marathons, and balikbayan relatives filling every corner of the house. It’s the season of joy, food, and laughter—but let’s be real, it’s also a time when personal space becomes a distant memory. If you’re wondering how to carve out a little “me time” (yes, we mean that kind of me time) amidst all the holiday chaos, you’re not alone.

Here’s the thing: self-care doesn’t stop just because it’s Christmas. Masturbation is a normal, healthy way to relieve stress, boost your mood, and get some much-needed quiet time. So, how do you sneak in a little solo fun during one of the busiest times of the year? Let’s break it down.

Why Even Bother During the Holidays?

Between family reunions, gift shopping, and endless traffic on EDSA, the holidays can get stressful. Masturbation isn’t just a feel-good moment; it actually helps your body chill out. Endorphins? Check. Better sleep after all those noche buena leftovers? Double check. And let’s not forget the mood boost you’ll need to survive titas asking why you’re still single.

Self-care is self-love, folks. When’s the Best Time for Some ‘Me Time’?

1. Early Morning Serenity - Are you an early riser? Perfect. While everyone’s snuggled under your blanket, you’ve got a golden window to sneak in a moment of peace.
2. The Afternoon Siesta Sweet Spot - After a heavy holiday lunch, most people are either napping or too stuffed to move. That’s your cue. While everyone’s out of commission, you can get a little one on one time with yourself.
3. Late-Night Calm - Once the karaoke machine is turned off and the house quiets down, you’ll find a peaceful moment. Midnight? More like me-night.
4. During Errands - Yes, traffic is terrible, but if you’re out running solo errands (hello, last-minute gift shopping), that might be your sneaky chance to find a private moment.

In a culture steeped in family values and religious traditions, it’s easy to feel guilty about prioritizing yourself, especially when it comes to something as personal as masturbation. But here’s the truth: it’s natural, healthy, and part of owning your needs. Taking time for yourself is one of the best gifts you can give. Masturbation is just another form of self-care, helping you feel grounded even during the busiest seasons.

The holidays are about giving, but don’t forget to give yourself some love too. Embrace the season’s joy, but don’t let the hustle and bustle stop you from reconnecting with yourself.

Merry Christmas, and may your holidays be filled with love, laughter, and a little extra "you time."